i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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