I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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