His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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