Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
is it fun? or sober?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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