is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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