Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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