Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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