why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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