Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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