I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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