Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize