I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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