dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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