You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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