yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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