Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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