All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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