you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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