I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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