I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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