There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You've changed since you got that strap on
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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