we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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