Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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