kristin has been a bad kristin
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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