Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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