we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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