Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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