Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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