I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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