i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Oh god it's open bar.
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