I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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