I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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