Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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