I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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