Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
where are my eyebrows?
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