so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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