i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We need a shit load of segways right now
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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