So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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