I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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