I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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