On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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