hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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