If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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