is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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