awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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