bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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