Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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