apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Do vagina's smell?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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