He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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