you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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