I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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