I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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