is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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