he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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