What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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